
Members-only Private Club
Where taste matters, laughter lingers, and the night never ends—because it’s going so well.
Where taste matters, laughter lingers, and the night never ends—because it’s going so well.
At the Excelsior Club, membership isn't just access—it's belonging. Join a curated circle of discerning individuals who value spirited conversation, smart cocktails, and sophisticated fun. This is where ideas flow freely, friendships deepen, and every gathering feels like a well-kept secret worth sharing.
Mon | Closed | |
Tue | Closed | |
Wed | 05:00 pm – 01:00 am | |
Thu | 05:00 pm – 01:00 am | |
Fri | 05:00 pm – 03:00 am | |
Sat | 05:00 pm – 03:00 am | |
Sun | By Appointment |
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Disclaimer: The Excelsior Club, herein referred to as “The Club,” is a purely fictitious, non-commercial entity created solely for the amusement and convivial gathering of invited guests. No fees, dues, or payments are required for entry, drinks, snacks, or the general ambiance. Any resemblance to a real club, secret society, speakeasy, or clandestine group with passwords and cryptic handshakes is purely coincidental and likely the result of overactive imaginations and a flashy website. The Club does not sell, trade, or barter anything for cash, crypto, precious metals, or livestock. Entry is at the Host’s whim, lunar phases, or availability of clean glassware. Guests acknowledge that excessive praise of décor or cocktail prowess may result in repeated invitations. By visiting this website, you accept that the Excelsior Club exists only in the Host’s imagination and isn’t a real business or Illuminati chapter. You further agree you have no legal, moral, nautical, or interstellar claims if you can’t join a membership roster that doesn’t really exist. In summary: The Excelsior Club isn’t real, charges no fees, and is basically just the Host throwing a series of fabulous parties. Cheers!